Life Lessons Learned from What About Bob?

1. Baby steps. Set small reasonable goals.
2. Take a vacation from your problems.
3. Always compliment your host/hostess at dinner. MMMMMMMM!!
4. When in doubt, shout turrets.
5. Untie your knots or else you'll explode!
6. Always carry a barf bag, for those false alarms.
7. If your afraid of sailing, just tie yourself to the mast. AHOY!
8. Your corn should be of the hand shucked variety.
9. Never give up hope when doing the heimlich.
10. Don't hassle the locals.
11. Never leave your spouse because they like Neil Diamond.
12. While rubbing your temples, repeat, as often as necessary: I feel good. I feel great. I feel wonderful.
13. If you see someone clothed in black, they may be in mourning for their lost childhood.
14. You know your family has problems if you have to communicate through hand puppet versions of each other.

 Watch What About Bob? when you can't sleep. Because everything is funnier at 2 am.